ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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