whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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