id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
ok first of all what the fuck
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