I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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