wat bout pragnant strippers??
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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