"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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