Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
operation have a gay friend backfired
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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