there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
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