just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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