but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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