Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
May the power of my ass compel you!!
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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