he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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