Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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