We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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