I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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