the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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