let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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