Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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