Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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