ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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