I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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