HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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