the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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