did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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