Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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