So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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