i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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