Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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