I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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