i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
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