And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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