three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Dick very happy bro
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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