So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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