either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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