TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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