Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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