so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
His hands were made for my vagina.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
