he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Randomize