I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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