I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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