scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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