I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Randomize
