I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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