NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I wish i was in the wii world.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Randomize
