we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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