he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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