Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
