The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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