Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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