Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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