idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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