It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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