If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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