highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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