from now on my penis is your penis
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he shaved USA in his pubs
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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