talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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